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Ridiculopathy: GAMES


Find a way to shut down the carnival that moved in next door before your property value plummets!

Carnyville 2: Domestic Bliss

After an argument you've been locked out of your house. Solve puzzles & mini-games to find a way back inside.

Rock & Roll Apocalypse

For eons it has been foretold, the breakdown of the primary force at the foundation of the universe. Only you can save Rock (and the universe) by, um, swinging around and stuff.

Inside-Out Pinball

It's like pinball, only inside-out. Flip the ball around the circular tables (3 in all) as gravity pushes it to the center.

That Guy Just Threw a Shoe at Bush

I spent an hour or so making this. A guy just threw a shoe at President Bush. Quite a swan song.

Defense Condition Zero

Think of it as a hybrid of Asteroids and Missile Command, classic arcade click-crazy action. The survival of the entire planet is relying on you. No pressure.


Remember those non-digital arcade games you played on the boardwalk or at the county fair like tripple basketball and skiball? Just drag & release a ball to toss it at the trampoline and bounce it at the target. It's that easy. Four fun game modes to explore.

Tom of the Undead

A fun little zombie game where you must eat brains to survive. Get shot, blow yourself up, it doesn't matter because you'll just get right back up. The only thing that can kill you is running out of brains to eat.


The classic Macintosh game is back and on the Web. Fly your paper airplane around a variety of houses, avoiding furniture and snatching up prizes. Loads of new levels are available- or make your own and share them online.


The bouncing, tweaking, puzzle-like thing.

Legend of the Pointy Stick

A tale of adventure, unrequited love and poking- lots and lots of poking.

Sudoku Shuffle

Think of it as a crossword puzzle made of pure logic. This puzzle seems simple at first, but its twists and turns will keep you up all night- novice and expert modes

Ramming Speed

Arrange vehicles, pedestrians and other objects to design the nastiest car accident possible.

Happy Flower Music Time

Click the flower petals to solve the tune keys and climb up and up - all the way into outer space in order to save the universe or something trite like that.

Pro Leafblower 2005

Tedious yardwork has never been more fun [or challenging]. Blow leaves around obstacles and onto the target before time runs out.

The Crypt of Dr. Whatchamacallit

A walking eyeball named Emerson roams a nighmarish landscape searching for the exit sign. Described as a 'survival horror platform jumper.'


Avoid paper airplanes and wind machines as you wind your way through intricate 3D-ish environments. Bounce yourself silly.

Figure Five Frenzy

Use basic math in creative ways to make your 5-card hand match the target number. UPDATED VERSION 2.0 with MULTIPLAYER ACTION!


Solve cryptograms while the clock ticks away- earn and spend coins to buy clues.

Freaky B's Disc Golf

Spend a peaceful day tossing discs around a lush 18 bucket course with quasi-realistic wind and collision effects.


Fight strange creatures and solve puzzles as you explore this isometric adventure game.


Use the arrow keys to swing from dot to dot. Simple, but devious.


Battle the CPU in a combat-oriented rocket-powered soccer match- or program a robot to play for you in our Autobot Mele minigame.

Space Shooty Racing Thing

Strange, complex, and little frustrating, this game combines the physics of Asteroids and the rules of a combat racing game. You figure it out.

Breakout Chicken

The time-honored Breakout genre gets a much-needed update with a shot clock and a rubber chicken.